send me a number
1: i'd fuck u hard over a table
“If I was your lover”… Finish it in my ask.
spamanos: Watch me get none whatsoever I’m looking forward to not receiving any messages. please omg
hawkpaw: if u hold an artists hand you should feel like royalty because that is the most important part of an artists body and allowing you to hold that means they trust you with their life Do not abuse it
thewoodsofgreenleaves: *whispers* green is not a creative colour
partybarackisinthehousetonight: damn girl are you internet explorer because you’re not responding
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck
1dsmainsqueeze: his face says I’m going to kill you but his outfit says I’m ready for story time
Anonymous asked: DOSE YOU READ HOMESTICK?
Anonymous asked: You are a wonderful person!!
Anonymous asked: 25 and 37 please
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
imogenbynight: candidcatharsis: it’s a bird it’s a plane it’s the entire fucking population of heaven
rabioheab: i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
Send me some numbers
Have you ever:
1. Skipped class?
2. Done drugs?
3. Self harmed?
6. Gotten a tattoo?
7. Broken up with someone?
What's your favorite:
This or that:
15. Invisibility or Ability to fly?
16. Cookies or Cake?
17. Twitter or Facebook?
18. Movies or Books?
19. Coke or Sprite?
20. Blind or Deaf?
21. Tea or Coffee?
25. Sexual orientation?
26. Shoe size?
28. Longest relationship?
29. Gay rights?
30. Second chances?
31. Long distance relationships?
33. The death penalty?
34. Marijuana ?
36. Believe in ghost?
37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it?
38. Sleep with the door opened or closed?
39. Love someone?
40. Still watch cartoons?
41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
42. Like yourself?
goddess-of-trickery: awkwardstandinglewiskennedy: Doctor Who: The only show that has inter-species crime fighting lesbians with a pet potato. I wonder what we look like to the outside world
powerburial: DON’T make me nervous DO not make me nervous
manneon: So apparently Sony stocks just went to the fucking moon
colorfulrussianfireworks: iVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND I FINALLY FOUND IT AND ITS CAUSING ME CHEST PAINS
nishlo: nishlo: CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
poopflow: doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
magnezone: the 3DS is the best next-gen console we’ve got and it’s not even next-gen
lnternetjesus: yeah ill suck ur dick but my mom wants to talk to your mom first haha
Xbox -> Xbox 360 -> Xbox One I think someone over at Microsoft doesn’t know how to count
huh, Xbox One
wasn’t expecting that name